I tell you. I do get some junk email. Right now, if I had accepted the offers I got on my email address this afternoon, I would be living a different life:
First, someone in my family would be taking Lipitor. I don't even know what it's for, but either Truett or I would be taking it once a day at night with side effects that could kill us quicker than if we had not taken this pill..or syrup..or capsule.
Secondly, I would have rushed to Chicos and bought my favorite clothes with a 25% discount on the 25% discount I already have.
Thirdly, I could have gone to Pet Smart and bought two fifty pound bags of Pro Plan for three quarters of the price of three. (Figure that one out.)
Fourthly, this computer I'm typing on would be a new, more expensive DELL that might type for me.
Fifthly, a million dollars would have been deposited into my bank account from an heiress in England. Wait. Maybe it was from South Africa. I know all I saw were $$$$$$.
Lastly, I would have saved all the children around the world.
So I will end on that note and escape it all by reading my new book by Nelson B. DeMille.
Have a calm, peaceful weekend at some point.
It's amazing to see what kind of crap comes into the mailbox. Of course, the email spam can be even more interesting.
Posted by: merry jennifer | December 13, 2008 at 09:36 AM